I’ve caught it. I won’t deny I have suffered from it in small but frequent doses in the past, but this time I’ve been hit hard and I’m down and out. And turns out I’m contagious. So if you value your money, avoid me at all costs.
Yes, the Shopping Bug, also known as the ‘I Want’ Syndrome, has been going around and is contaminating all aspects of my life. Symptoms include inexplicable and insatiable desire to buy things, muscle pain caused by speed walking and hoisting of heavy bags, fevered swiping of credit cards and increased respiration and heart rate at every new purchase.
My bank account has shriveled into a miniature version of its previous self, and my closet is bursting at the seams. I’ve run out of hangers, there’s no more drawer space and my shoes shelves are sagging. Tis a pitiful sight.
And on that note, I Want..